Saturday, November 24, 2007

Keith Richards Was Pardoned by a Nut-Job Republican





Mike Huckabee pardoned Keith Richards in Arkansas.

"But Huckabee is also something else: full-blown nuts, a Christian goofball of the highest order. He believes the Earth may be only 6,000 years old, angrily rejects the evidence that human beings evolved from"primates" and thinks America wouldn't need so much Mexican labor if we allowed every aborted fetus to grow up and enter the workforce. To top it off, Huckabee also left behind a record of ethical missteps in the swamp of Arkansas politics that make Whitewater seem like a jaywalking ticket."

But at least Keith is OK in Fordyce now.

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